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"...what have we got—a Republic or a Monarchy?” “A Republic, if you can keep it

I used to think I was just a regular guy, but...

  • *    I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist;
  •   *    I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist;
  •   *    I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic;
  •   *    I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business;
  •   *    I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel;
  •   *    I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby;
  •   *    I am older than 70, which makes me a useless old man;
  •   *    I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary;
  •   *    I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe;
  •   *    I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist;
  •   *    I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist;
  •   *    I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant;
  •   *    And recently, a woman called me and my friends a “basket of deplorables.”

    Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

    I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking.  I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly.

    Funny... it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years.

    And, as if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now afraid to go into either restroom.

Me Here......So much is so true about me, but not quite all!  I got this as an e-mail and figured we all need a laugh....especially NOW!

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