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"...what have we got—a Republic or a Monarchy?” “A Republic, if you can keep it

Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
· Mexican tap water
· A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
· OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
· A fart when I have diarrhea
· An elevator ride with Ray Rice
· Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
· Michael Jackson's Doctor
· An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
· A Palestinian on a motorcycle
· Gas station Sushi
· A Jimmy Carter economic plan
· Brian Williams news reports
· Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
· Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol
· Emails from Nigerian princes
· The Heimlich maneuver from Barney Frank
· A condom made in China
· A prostate exam from Captain Hook
· And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.

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